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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 May 2017

      ‘The Onion’ Invites Republican Candidate Greg Gianforte To Physically Assault Our Entire Editorial Staff http://trib.al/AonRDJU pic.twitter.com/HGrCWemydo

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 May 2017

      We ask that Mr. Gianforte refer to the following list of attacks that we have approved for his use: http://trib.al/dnQwduy pic.twitter.com/pj1QsbLmId

      12:48 PM - 25 May 2017
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      51 replies 248 retweets 908 likes
        1. Pumpkin Spice Scooterb23‏ @scooterb23 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Add in groin kick, and you might just have a deal

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        1. o.o‏ @LanoomAES 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          is this WWE rules? in other words, are piledrivers legal?

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        1. Sylvester Marcus‏ @sylvestermarcu 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You left out powerbomb through burning table covered in thumbtacks. ARE YOU MEN OR ARE YOU MICE?

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        1. Brent 🗝‏ @trefoil 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          figure 4 leg lock, full nelson, half nelson....

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        1. Kim K‏ @KimMerlin600 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I love you onion people

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        1. Jason‏ @LostContext 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Armbar, armbar, armbar... @IAmJericho

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        1. extracoconut‏ @extracoconut 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Parappa The Rapper cheat codes???

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        1. Justice Jones‏ @SubversiveGrl 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I see groin kicks & boob punches are out..

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        1. David Binder‏ @davidbinder 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          camel clutch? Pile driver?

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        1. Joseph Williamson‏ @JoePWilliamson 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          People's Elbow: yay or nay?

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        1. Mantaur Fan‏ @MantaurFan 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          kick, punch, it's all in the mind

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        1.  🐸/guytron ن  💩 🐀‏ @guytron2 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          So basically act like a Never Trump Antifa nutjob ... that is your job ... correct =/

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        1. Tiborski2018 20חי‏ @TiborskiM6 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          ...and get elected to #Congress2017, now some #republicans (@SpeakerRyan) be better on guard, don't mess w/ Mr. Giafonte #USPolitics

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        1. Roger M‏ @defiantcanuck 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          no power bomb?

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        1. No customs inspection at JetPorts‏ @JonneePAc 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Pirate Island ?pic.twitter.com/TF6ByJBGG5

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        1. No customs inspection at JetPorts‏ @JonneePAc 26 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          sounds like Russian army training.

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        1. Grace Healz  ❤🕇 🇺🇸#Qanon‏ @luvtheblessing 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          *Giggle*

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        1. KIMBERLY‏ @dkwagner5 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Shall I list all the attacks from the Little Hitlers on the left? I will start will Berkley...ring a bell?

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        1. matthew olsen‏ @MatthewOlsen4 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          but only if he assaults people to the rhythm of parrapa the rapper.

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        1. 🆂 🅾🅼🅴 🅶🆄🆈™  🍁‏ @JWH1895 25 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @sunlorrie

          They forgot "rabbit punch to the groin."

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