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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 May 2017

    ‘The Onion’ Invites Republican Candidate Greg Gianforte To Physically Assault Our Entire Editorial Staff http://trib.al/AonRDJU pic.twitter.com/HGrCWemydo

    12:35 PM - 25 May 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We ask that Mr. Gianforte refer to the following list of attacks that we have approved for his use: http://trib.al/dnQwduy pic.twitter.com/pj1QsbLmId

        51 replies 248 retweets 908 likes
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      2. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ask him about the CBO report. He loves that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      3. Lucien Joppen‏ @LucianusMagnus 25 May 2017
        Replying to @emuirhead @TheOnion

        Not the TPS reports?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. SpookyJimmyG 💀‏ @JimmyG303 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Folk - this is what an Onion masterpiece looks like. Take note,

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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DougHageman

        The Onion clearly has a Ringer:pic.twitter.com/q3H8oR2InG

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      1. Guardian_Elite‏ @Guardian_Elite 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING: DNC LEAKER #SETHRICH MURDERED IN DC EMERGENCY ROOM https://youtu.be/yt6DkUPHIgY  @FoxNews @TheJusticeDept @wikileaks @SheriffClarke

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      1. Guardian_Elite‏ @Guardian_Elite 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING: DNC LEAKER #SETHRICH MURDERED IN DC EMERGENCY ROOM https://youtu.be/yt6DkUPHIgY  @FoxNews @CNN @MSNBC @SpeakerRyan @wikileaks

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      2. .*'*Not Sure*'*.‏ @ItsWhtPlntsCrAv 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mmfa

        Drama for a CLAIM, from the same people who will ignore the mass violence in the streets, by people holding flags of other countries GENIUS!

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. Dan Stevens‏ @thisdanstevens 29 May 2017
        Replying to @ItsWhtPlntsCrAv @TheOnion @mmfa

        I know you think it only comes from a toilet, but you should really drink more water

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. .*'*Not Sure*'*.‏ @ItsWhtPlntsCrAv 30 May 2017
        Replying to @thisdanstevens @TheOnion @mmfa

        Ah! I fellow movie-watcher 🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. BK‏ @BrendaKaye_USA 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y

        Just use your own Why didn't the media freak out when a Democrat Congressman assaulted a student reporter on film?pic.twitter.com/zdkllzGK1u

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      1. Guardian_Elite‏ @Guardian_Elite 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING : This Powerful Seth Rich Video is GOING VIRAL http://truthfeed.com/breaking-this-powerful-seth-rich-video-is-going-viral/76126/ … … #SethRich

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      1. Goldern B. Taintnun‏ @JordanSchroll 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Body slamming is good for loosening up those tight muscles after a long office day

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      1. InfynityTruth‏ @drtpayz 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @stormestone

        Where can I buy tickets and I hope @RyanZinke is on the undercard as a special bonus🇺🇸🇺🇸

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      1.  🇺🇸 I Stand With POTUS45  🇺🇸‏ @RCicic 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LindaSuhler we need more republicans like this guy. Dems are murdering use Like they did during the civil was. It time to rise up

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      1. Darren "La Bamba" Fix‏ @dcfix 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JasonMohler3

        I've offered my face as a stunt double for reporters in NW Montana...

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      1. the sonjness  🏳‍ 🌈‏ @kidfromthesea 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        brilliant

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