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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 May 2017

    President Trump Discusses Air Force One Upgrades With Boeing CEO http://trib.al/Flrt9Q4  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/pbAi8jtNJj

    7:35 AM - 25 May 2017
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    31 replies 332 retweets 874 likes
      1. Mark Iliff  ❄️‏ @markiliff 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot the gold & the KFC outlet

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      1. Stoney Burke‏ @Sparky0806 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He probably told them where our submarines are so they would be impressed that he is the real president.

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      1. Vinny R #FBPE‏ @vinnyr 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where's the gold?

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      1. Raimondo Poncé‏ @DeLaPonce 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Needs more Marble.

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      1. Tracy Meisky‏ @TLMeisky 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        left out the gold leaf everywhere that isn't marble

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      1. LLQBTT‏ @LLQBTT 25 May 2017
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        What? No gold?!? #Resist

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      1. Benjamin Roberts‏ @benro692 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @david_barger

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      1.  😱Sharon Froehlich 🌟‏ @Mairead_McKeoug 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeffkazee

        Will it fly with all that gold and marble? Whoops! Guess he doesn't care about that?

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      1. Opioid Crisis Actor‏ @jasonodell 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no gold deep fryer? this is a fake document.

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      1. SCOREBOARD ☝🏻‏ @swampy1980 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where's the "PEE" bed?

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      1. Ruben Schönefeld  🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇺🇸‏ @BigBen212 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As long as the marble can be covered with gold too.

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      2. Speculawyer  🇳🇴-American‏ @speculawyer 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhoseRyanStiles

        Sorry onion, reality was 1st: T wanted sink ... of real marble. After being told the fixture was too heavy, faux pink marble used instead.

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      3. Speculawyer  🇳🇴-American‏ @speculawyer 25 May 2017
        Replying to @speculawyer @TheOnion @WhoseRyanStiles

        Yes, it really happened!https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2016/05/27/donald-trump-airline-went-from-opulence-air-crash-landing/zEf1Er2Hok2dPTVVmZT6NP/story.html …

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      1. Mauri Sami Silverman‏ @Sisu_Eagle 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @raninen

        you forgot the gold

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What they really need is a pimped out flight simulator not a new jet. He's kept in the dark so much that convincing him it flies is a cinch

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      1. JSP‏ @JessePlester 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should probably check your sources, the diagram is missing the gold trim features.

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      1. Margarete Qualls‏ @mqinkansascity1 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cute.

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      1. Owen Gibbs‏ @Garbotron 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's got a fever, and the only prescription is more marble.pic.twitter.com/0ZSrR4iNFy

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      1. Augusto Granados‏ @augustogranados 25 May 2017
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        Not enough gold.

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