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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 May 2017

    Stephen Miller Tests Banned Torture Practices On Himself http://trib.al/CYEGujH  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/Yv90KgLOrs

    8:16 PM - 24 May 2017
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      2. willshebelate4 🌊‏ @thcinemashow 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My God he looks just like the spawn of Joseph Goebbels.

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      3. Cleve Gordon‏ @Jesse0Obed 24 May 2017
        Replying to @thcinemashow @TheOnion

        You flatter him...

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      2. Mike Toner‏ @MikeToner88 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All I'm saying is if I saw that dude at a playground with kids running around... I'd be on my guard

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      3. Cleve Gordon‏ @Jesse0Obed 24 May 2017
        Replying to @MikeToner88 @TheOnion

        yeah but he wants to kill children on a global scale

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. sinclare,sinclare‏ @g4073013440 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HE IS A SICKO !But u must be 1 2b working with dt

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      2. TinyHandFetish‏ @SentientGOPmeme 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His other hobby includes drugging women at bars. Get him while he's single ladies!

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      3. JA Will‏ @cclakejoe 24 May 2017
        Replying to @SentientGOPmeme @TheOnion

        I would bet he also suffers from the same syndrome as Trump,SDS, we all know about SDS - Short Dick Syndrome.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. RonWatts‏ @wrongwatch 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @dimitrilascaris

        These tests only make sense if he does them for, say, fifteen years!

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      1. Me‏ @manncan32 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol... That's funny.

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      1. Nasty Woman#1234‏ @notmeanspirited 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and likes it!

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      1. yung_steev‏ @Yung_steev 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, I bet this dood is vulnerable to body slams...

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      1. KAYLEE BURRIS‏ @KAYLEEBURRIS 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BryceG_TV

        YEP HE'S SADISTIC

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      1. 𝔸 rdin ≃  🌐‏ @aa_tweeter 24 May 2017
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        Dream job. How do I sign up?

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      1. Marcus 🦅‏ @HumanPackAnimal 24 May 2017
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        Please go back to a green and white Avatar.

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      1. Jennifer McGlone‏ @reti209 24 May 2017
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        Eeewwww.

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      1. Wayne‏ @tonyman4 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol..

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      1. SiR TAKOKAT  🐙 😼 💦‏ @BlazarSeeda 24 May 2017
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        He is a dead ringer for joseph goebels ... He is a dopplebanger

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      1. Tony Meade‏ @tonymeade 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only this was the Times and not the Onion.

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      1. Not an alien‏ @euextramuros 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should start by building a wall around Trump. Now that's a Wall I'd support.

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      1. Tremendously big and tremendously wet‏ @Robbie_gr 24 May 2017
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        It's really taking a toll on his hairline

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