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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 May 2017

    In this shocking recording, a White House aide is heard dumping Steve Bannon's lunch into his trough during his daily midday feeding.pic.twitter.com/ViixYGW99L

    10:24 AM - 24 May 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Visit http://theonion.com/trumpdocuments  for more #TrumpDocuments.

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      2. Brynson C Jackson‏ @BrynCJack 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember the days when the Onion used to be funny. That is, before they turned into a paid shameless shill for the DNC...

        8 replies 8 retweets 40 likes
      3. John Boshardy‏ @JBoshardy 26 May 2017
        Replying to @BrynCJack @TheOnion

        Lighten up Brynson

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. johnrobertson‏ @jrobertsonNM 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm no Bannon fan but this is junior high school Onion.

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      2.  ❌America 4 Americans ❌‏ @soldbygail 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wonder who paid for this trash?

        1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
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      1. ExposeCHILDtrafficking‏ @2bad4uWeWon 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion returns to it's middle school roots

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      2. J Hood‏ @DiogenesofSC 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dehumanize someone where you can say or do anything you want and it is acceptable? I call it pathetic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. John Boshardy‏ @JBoshardy 26 May 2017
        Replying to @DiogenesofSC @TheOnion

        Brannon and Trump and his supporters started it. U can dish it out but u can't take it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. J Hood‏ @DiogenesofSC 26 May 2017
        Replying to @JBoshardy @TheOnion

        Started it?😂 Anyone who disagrees with Dems have been labeled: Nazi Fascist Racist Teabagger Birther Denier Warmonger Guns & Bible 💪🏼 Etc

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. August St. Germain‏ @callitmeepmorp 26 May 2017
        Replying to @DiogenesofSC @JBoshardy @TheOnion

        those are descriptive terms. cool tip: i've never endorsed any of those things and consequently have never been called a nazi etc. try it!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. J Hood‏ @DiogenesofSC 26 May 2017
        Replying to @callitmeepmorp @JBoshardy @TheOnion

        You don't have to endorse them. All you have to do is disagree with a Dem to be called them. You understand what I'm saying, right?

        3 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      7. August St. Germain‏ @callitmeepmorp 26 May 2017
        Replying to @DiogenesofSC @JBoshardy @TheOnion

        i disagree with dems all the time. don't get called a nazi because i don't put swastikas and nazi salutes on my social media shit. weird huh

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Adam‏ @thatsWainwright 24 May 2017
        Replying to @sonofacarl @TheOnion

        holy shit

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      1. KavaNO Dala Horse  💙 🇺🇸‏ @dalagirl330 26 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FAKE NEWS! Bannon feeds from tandem IV drips of vodka and the donated blood of Republican interns

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      1. Big Rig 75‏ @SlippyField 26 May 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Bqnu5rsv9w

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      1. Firebrain‏ @Brain_On_FireTX 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey. Remember when we could tell the difference between real and Onion-level satire? It's getting harder and harder.

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      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 24 May 2017
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        The only thing shocking about this is that the aide survived.

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