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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 May 2017

    Every American Should Be Extremely Unsettled By The Initiatives Trump’s Cabinet Is Pursuing http://trib.al/kuf7eDq  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/FALdON1W1U

    8:57 AM - 24 May 2017
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    • Jim Hagans drop astroworld 🗿 Overpriced frank willig tangled up in moot Vote November 6th Ace #AlliedStrong Adam Hartman GingerDwarf will always #VoteLikeBlackWomen
    19 replies 49 retweets 116 likes
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      2. Josh Kulla‏ @joshkulla 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is this satire anymore?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Maxin  ❄️‏ @changemewtf 24 May 2017
        Replying to @joshkulla @TheOnion

        Modern American politics are self-satiring

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. ✪ Mr. Nobody ✪‏ @PricksR4Putin 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In any other time the Onion would be crazier than reality. Not true anymore in the age of Trump and the #NewRussiaParty .

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      1. Étienne‏ @etiennedellen 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Étienne Retweeted The Onion

        Oh shit, it IS the apocalypse; @TheOnion is doing straight news.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/867409131359150081 …

        Étienne added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Every American Should Be Extremely Unsettled By The Initiatives Trump’s Cabinet Is Pursuing http://trib.al/kuf7eDq  #TrumpDocuments pic.twitter.com/FALdON1W1U
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      1. Morgan Ray Hess‏ @MorganRayHess 24 May 2017
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        When did the Onion decide to stop being a parody news company?

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      2. Vagabond X‏ @GatzTdaMax 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion, some days, I don't even know how to tell the real Trump news stories apart from the stuff you write...😓

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Vagabond X‏ @GatzTdaMax 24 May 2017
        Replying to @GatzTdaMax @TheOnion

        ... By the way, how does it feel to be one of the (many) news sources out there polled as being more credible than Breitbart and InfoWars?😘

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Peter M. Gatliff‏ @RailrodeMike 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One look at history will show GOP is taking America down the road to Fascism. Planned decades ago.pic.twitter.com/bC0c993a6P

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Peter M. Gatliff‏ @RailrodeMike 24 May 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/vpVGa6QJyQ

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      1. resist‏ @xlflyingbrick 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the 4 Stooges

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      1. Steve Dorner‏ @SteveDorner 24 May 2017
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        Steve Dorner Retweeted The Onion

        Be very afraid; @TheOnion has started doing straight news.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/867409131359150081 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Every American Should Be Extremely Unsettled By The Initiatives Trump’s Cabinet Is Pursuing http://trib.al/kuf7eDq  #TrumpDocuments pic.twitter.com/FALdON1W1U
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      1. ;-/‏ @chiefSeattle711 24 May 2017
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        Certainly not the one about saving money

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      1. T J Stevens‏ @TJStevens13 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another libtard publication.

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      1. Mücho  🅱️orno 📽  🥒 💦 🍑‏ @StopManFoJ 24 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Soooo... is there suppost to be a joke in there somewherrrre?

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      1. Joni Poaster‏ @Joannie_Postor 24 May 2017
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        And now for something completely different. The simple truth. Thank you

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