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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 May 2017

    Local Mosque Only Rated 1.5 Stars On Yelp http://trib.al/OAf1IeM pic.twitter.com/AUilYvs9Yv

    7:23 PM - 23 May 2017
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    • G-A-L-L-A-G-H-E-R deadfan1125 Bailey Alexander Fox Shiloh Skye foobz 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔬🥀 Dabbing 🐨🇵🇹 Mike Anastasio
    13 replies 120 retweets 520 likes
      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 23 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If the prayer call is not on time, this is what happens Larry, This is what happens when the prayer call is late.

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      1. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch 23 May 2017
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        The mats were 2.3 degrees off of Mecca, and now I realize that they made this exact joke in the article. Shit

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      2. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 23 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #ConstructiveMuslim Have a Community Service Mosque for Non Muslim Day Where those who do not understand your religion could ask questions

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      1. AzaSket‏ @Azasket 23 May 2017
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        "Imam recites the surah too long. Ablution area not clean enough. Not enough space to put shoes,".

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      1. Sam Myers‏ @samzydeco 23 May 2017
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        Hope Hope these religion of peace folks don't go all Charlie Hebdo on The Onion for this

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      1.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸‏ @Me_An_My_Dogs 23 May 2017
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        Such incredibly poor timing it must be intentional

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 23 May 2017
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        Journalism in America is dead. I've been saying it on the air since 2008 said Sean Hannity, as the "alt" pot & kettle exchange heated tweetspic.twitter.com/0ZHFQFUjH7

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      1. Sndra B‏ @Sndrab 23 May 2017
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        Things ate so crazy that I bet it's hard to make up headlines anymore!

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      1. SineQuaNon‏ @LeSineQuaNon 23 May 2017
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        The thing is, this could be true. Some Mosques need better custodians. #andpleasedontmakethispolitical

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      1. CNN Faking News‏ @Cnn_Faking_News 23 May 2017
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        In Response to Low Rating, Congregation Promises Mass Gang Rapes of The Youngest Children They Can Find

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      1. machina‏ @jtrmachine 23 May 2017
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        they would have 2 if they didn't blow up the other half

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