Listen Onion. I come to you for satire, not hard hitting fact based reporting like this.
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Am I in the 1% if I zoomed in?
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Like if you zoomed in
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Almost didn't recognize Trump sans weave. Did the Secret Service make you take the pic from behind, or was he just too preoccupied to care?
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Well of course!
#smutlovingrichbastardsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I don believe it. Online porn ginormous business ascribed to by mostly males of all ages, from tweens on up.
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Bill gates dosnt get out much then, who knew?
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This stuff is a brain killer.
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It figures.
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It's nice to know I'm in the top 1% of something!
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Totally zoomed. Didn't even think about it.
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I find the word flabbergasted to be a jaunty little verb. I miss Mr Rogers.
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Joke can't decide whether it wants to be John Oliver skewering financial inequality or John Oliver saying "I know you're high, yes you NEIL"
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@JeffyMRA how did the onion get a hold of your info?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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90% of all alcoholic beverages are consumed by 10% of the population.
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the filthy few
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I needed this laugh.
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Apparently the Filthiest 1% has not discovered the internet yet...
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