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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2017

    Report: 96% Of Nation's Smut Consumed By Filthiest 1% http://trib.al/GBFJdN5 pic.twitter.com/CXU2iIodnH

    8:44 PM - 22 May 2017
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      1. Anders Anders‏ @asdwerxrc 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Listen Onion. I come to you for satire, not hard hitting fact based reporting like this.

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      1. Adam‏ @LFC_Kopite_Adam 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Am I in the 1% if I zoomed in?

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      1. Bayflow408‏ @Bayflow408 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like if you zoomed in

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      1. Suave Hellion‏ @HeWhoLovesWords 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @frankdpi

        Almost didn't recognize Trump sans weave. Did the Secret Service make you take the pic from behind, or was he just too preoccupied to care?

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      1. MissMegan007‏ @meganross98110 22 May 2017
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        Well of course! #smutlovingrichbastards

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      1. Jilly‏ @ariesjill 23 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don believe it. Online porn ginormous business ascribed to by mostly males of all ages, from tweens on up.

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      1. Orcaemps‏ @Orcaemps 23 May 2017
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        Bill gates dosnt get out much then, who knew?

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      1. David W. Hefner‏ @davidwhefnerdo 23 May 2017
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        This stuff is a brain killer. #impotence

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      1. Helen J Miles‏ @helenjmiles9 23 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FairwaysOfLife

        It figures.

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      1. Calabrin‏ @B_Delach 22 May 2017
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        It's nice to know I'm in the top 1% of something!

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      1. Jorge Escobar‏ @ProfeJorge73 22 May 2017
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        Totally zoomed. Didn't even think about it.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find the word flabbergasted to be a jaunty little verb. I miss Mr Rogers.

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      1. real Bob SCAREY!!‏ @emgeejay 22 May 2017
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        Joke can't decide whether it wants to be John Oliver skewering financial inequality or John Oliver saying "I know you're high, yes you NEIL"

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      1. Sean‏ @smrs068 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JeffyMRA how did the onion get a hold of your info?

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      1. Swimjunkie‏ @velosterapter 22 May 2017
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        90% of all alcoholic beverages are consumed by 10% of the population.

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      1. jimmy alto‏ @jimmyalto 22 May 2017
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        the filthy few

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      1. John Dorney‏ @JohnDorney 22 May 2017
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        I needed this laugh.

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      1. Matthew May‏ @TweetMatthewMay 22 May 2017
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        Apparently the Filthiest 1% has not discovered the internet yet...

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