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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2017

    Children's Letters To The President http://trib.al/72d9hZB  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/o2P6qjuOqt

    3:03 PM - 22 May 2017
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      2. Joan Mullins‏ @trojoan1963 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not funny.

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      3. James Martin‏ @jaytee_2009 22 May 2017
        Replying to @trojoan1963 @TheOnion

        Yes it is.

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      4. Joan Mullins‏ @trojoan1963 22 May 2017
        Replying to @jaytee_2009 @TheOnion

        No, it's child abuse to ask a child to do such a thing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. James Martin‏ @jaytee_2009 22 May 2017
        Replying to @trojoan1963 @TheOnion

        Omg, hunny, these were written by adults, as a joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      7. James Martin‏ @jaytee_2009 22 May 2017
        Replying to @trojoan1963 @TheOnion

        I...what? Are you serious?

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      1. kevin‏ @largesnack 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kelseymui lol wait a second is this me

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      1. Rebekah Covfefe‏ @beckerbuns 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheAuthorGuy

        If only it were true...

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After meeting w/his advisor Bill Cosby Trump replied, Saba rebop gobba shoopty womba grizamizen an' put the thing zaba in the bepopa Qualude

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      1. Gronk‏ @lookin_robb 22 May 2017
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        It is just kind of bleh looks like high schoolers tried to be funny

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      1. Above the 49th‏ @kewaski 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bloated corpse of a story.

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He does refer to himself in the third party, so maybe he is sending them to himself.

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      2. Ceroooooooooo 👻lee‏ @ceruleetheblue 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly with the way some liberals are raising (indoctrinating) their children this wouldn't surprise me

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      3. Chuck McCuen‏ @ChuckMcCuen 22 May 2017
        Replying to @ceruleetheblue @TheOnion

        Yeah raising kids to give a crap about other people and not about the importance of eliminating the estate tax is fucked up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ceroooooooooo 👻lee‏ @ceruleetheblue 22 May 2017
        Replying to @ChuckMcCuen @TheOnion

        Children don't need to worry about politics. They should be watching cartoons and pretending they're a dinosaur.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Ceroooooooooo 👻lee‏ @ceruleetheblue 22 May 2017
        Replying to @ceruleetheblue @ChuckMcCuen @TheOnion

        Also good luck discussing the estate tax with a six year old

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Chuck McCuen‏ @ChuckMcCuen 22 May 2017
        Replying to @ceruleetheblue @TheOnion

        See this cake Timmy? When I die of cancer because the ACA is repealed you're only gonna get 3/4 of it. That's why the estate tax is bullshit

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Ceroooooooooo 👻lee‏ @ceruleetheblue 22 May 2017
        Replying to @ChuckMcCuen @TheOnion

        Daddy can I please just watch SpongeBob I'm too young to vote

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      1. Jilly‏ @ariesjill 23 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        K.....now THAT was HILARIOUS.

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      1. Graham Drope‏ @grahamd_8 23 May 2017
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        This is really, really funny.

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