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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2017

    Nike Releases New Sports Bra For Wearing Directly Under Coat While Shambling Around Grocery Store http://trib.al/2kF6kW8 pic.twitter.com/5IdKtifo35

    1:32 PM - 22 May 2017
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      2.  ⚡️Addison ⚡️‏ @alopiccolo1212 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @alisonamelia this is marketed for you

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      3. Alison‏ @alisonamelia 22 May 2017
        Replying to @alopiccolo1212 @TheOnion

        You're right

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      2. Del Reid‏Verified account @DelReid 22 May 2017
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        @BENKSY_1

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      3. BENKS‏ @BENKSY_1 22 May 2017
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        Yes!

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      4. Scott Lunn (as seen on Lifetime)‏ @scottlunn 22 May 2017
        Replying to @BENKSY_1 @DelReid @TheOnion

        Hey, does this come w/ matching yoga pants you can wear while never actually working out? That's the uniform of my weekday morning customer.

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      1. 𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖊  💀‏ @wordsmithed 22 May 2017
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        @yslaurelhips

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      1. Noodles Mcgee‏ @F1Trudy 22 May 2017
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        I hope it matches with pajama bottoms

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      1. emily day‏ @3milyd 22 May 2017
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        that's called ALL sports bras!

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      1. Dawn‏ @DawnOfTheDammit 22 May 2017
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        Why did this have to be The Onion?!pic.twitter.com/LYUSCS2JvB

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      1. Alexandria Brangwin‏ @AlexBrangwin 22 May 2017
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        @Nike FINALLY! Does it have 18 sets of straps too?

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      1. Brandi Leigh‏ @kansas_tomboy 22 May 2017
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        Yessss! That'll go great with my PJs.

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      1. Mercer Morrison‏ @MercerMorrison 22 May 2017
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        1998: "Just do it!" 2017: "Ok, I guess..."

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