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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2017

    What Is Trump Hiding? http://trib.al/xIz1CG4  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/k68lXOYDIH

    10:38 AM - 22 May 2017
    • 36 Retweets
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    • Matt Robinson Andrea Allen girammab hitesh Mary Lavoie Vivek Rawat Cthulu’s triangle JudyHensler24 Ana Maria MD♥️- Rojas
    20 replies 36 retweets 115 likes
      1. Ibsen  🎥‏ @Telecinex 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ashy scalp

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      1. Artistic Dentistry‏ @ArtDentistPA 23 May 2017
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        Autism

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      1. George‏ @hawkeyema27 23 May 2017
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        Tiny hands?

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      1. Cthulu’s triangle‏ @Logan4wind 22 May 2017
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        A tiny orb of his own

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      1. Chobbingham Green‏ @Chobbingham 22 May 2017
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        The flags of all nations on a string up his sleeve. He's going to produce them and milk the applause before he gets back on the plane.

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      1. c dearing‏ @dyeingtoknit 22 May 2017
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        Might be easier to list what he isn't hiding!!!!

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      1. Daniel  🇺🇸‏ @asomorph 22 May 2017
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        #TrumpDocuments greatest thing I've seen in forever...the sarcasm is off thr charts

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      2. Miss L(aura H)‏ @missllovesyou2 22 May 2017
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        The doodles address amazing

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      3. Miss L(aura H)‏ @missllovesyou2 22 May 2017
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        Are

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      1. Micheline Ronningen‏ @MickeySteffy 22 May 2017
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        You mean besides the state of his hair?

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      1. Tanya  ✨‏ @TEE1031 22 May 2017
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        Common sense & a make up artist that knows what their doing 🤷🏽‍♀️

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      1. Elizabeth Sullivan‏ @EJSullivan61 22 May 2017
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        Shorter list, "What ISN'T he hiding?"

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      1. That Woman  👻 🎃‏ @YaUsedToKnow 22 May 2017
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        Not a damn thing! #Raghttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/866709764264349696 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        What Is Trump Hiding? http://trib.al/xIz1CG4  #TrumpDocuments pic.twitter.com/k68lXOYDIH
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      1. odile wilson‏ @Odilewilson 22 May 2017
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        Nothing

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      1. Cindy Robertson‏ @Monkeys2Fly 22 May 2017
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        A dirty diaper.

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      1. Alycia Meehan‏ @meehan_alycia 22 May 2017
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        His brain.

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      1. WH Customer Service‏ @POTUS_CustServ 22 May 2017
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        Is it life imitating art, or art imitating life?

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      1.  💮 🇹 🇪 🇳 🇳🇴 💮‏ @tenno 22 May 2017
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        Financial ruin and a bald spot

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