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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2017

      BREAKING: 'The Onion' Has Obtained Hundreds Of Classified Documents From The Trump White House https://www.facebook.com/TheOnion/videos/10155465245084497/ … #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/0wdwOvtnvo

      17 replies 188 retweets 499 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2017

      'The Onion' has done what no other news organization ever could: expose the Trump Administration. http://trib.al/SR0U9lY  #TrumpDocumentspic.twitter.com/DbUlJrxKPw

      9:29 AM - 22 May 2017
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      • Jerry Steffen KESQ-TV Jasey🦋 Emily Holtz Barameer Malina 🐧 laurie calderone MattG ⚔️ Michael Myers ⚔️ Macdonald 👻👻 Nate
      22 replies 408 retweets 732 likes
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        2. Cody Schneider‏ @codyschneiderxx 22 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          2017, the year The Onion was as right as CNN.

          1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
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        1. Mom,Veteran,Consumer‏ @Nikluk 23 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          😂😂😂😂 @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/xB0QPlSbaZ

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        1. Morgan Ray Hess‏ @MorganRayHess 22 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          When even the ONION is throwing its hands up trying to satirize you... you are the worst president of all time, without question.

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        2. Peter Dowling‏ @Pistol_Peter_D 22 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          holy shit, I think @TheOnion put more work into this than @realDonaldTrump puts into making sure his toupee looks real

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Peter Dowling‏ @Pistol_Peter_D 22 May 2017
          Replying to @Pistol_Peter_D @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          which is considerable, but still less than how much time @POTUS has spent as Putins cockholster

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        1. Tim Smith‏ @timiths 22 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          It isn't good that I thought it likely your publication would be one to actually break this type of story..

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. John Nephew I VOTE!‏ @JohnNephew 22 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Epic!

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        2. Chrisko‏ @Chrisko6379 23 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          The best part about the onion is that Liberals actual quote it as fact, which is consistent with their viewership of CNN, MSNBC, etc. . .

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Mike gentry‏ @beachfront1962 23 May 2017
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          BS onion is a trash Mag 🤣

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        1. Vancityfran 🇨🇦 💯% RAPTORS 2018-19!! #Wethenorth‏ @fekland 23 May 2017
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          Awesome!!

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        1. Artistic Dentistry‏ @ArtDentistPA 23 May 2017
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          He seems to enjoy exposing himself.

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        1. Victor Biggs‏ @VictorBiggs1 23 May 2017
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          Cryptograms are my hobby, very funny.

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        1. Ann‏ @asdragonfly2 23 May 2017
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          😂😂😂

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