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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2017

    Row Of Dusty PlayStation 2 Games Continues Reign At Top Of Book Shelf http://trib.al/f47guO4 pic.twitter.com/8GuDagvPBg

    8:34 PM - 21 May 2017
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    42 replies 578 retweets 1,770 likes
      1. lvl9000 nerd wizard‏ @emarooooo 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well Katamari is there so clearly they have good tastes

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      1. SHD Willy Mo Pena‏ @WillyQuickdraw 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jak and daxter ain't up there so I don't see the point

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      2. Beelzebubbed Eggs‏ @JonkJahnson 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Timesplitters 2 hell yeah

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      2. Britton L. Roberts‏ @theBLRreview 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RE4 is still so freaking good

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      1. Brady Behrens‏ @BradyBehrens 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @markanderson65

        Doesn't count if there's no tony hawk pro skater 2

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      1. Jurani of the Black Harvest‏ @Jurani42 21 May 2017
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        No Kingdom Hearts or Jak and Daxter. I am dissapoint.

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      1. ⛧Swerve⛧‏ @SwerveCityElite 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least there's some good ones in there, eh?

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      1. evanescence‏ @modestevan 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @vmtrss @TheLucanatah

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      2. Paul Benson‏ @xantar 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ckunzelman

        One of these games is a secret @austin_walker fave

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      3. shadow austin walker‏Verified account @austin_walker 21 May 2017
        Replying to @xantar @TheOnion @ckunzelman

        "one"

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      4. Paul Benson‏ @xantar 21 May 2017
        Replying to @austin_walker @TheOnion @ckunzelman

        well only "One" has a Communist Robot fighting in a Halo clone

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      5. shadow austin walker‏Verified account @austin_walker 21 May 2017
        Replying to @xantar @TheOnion @ckunzelman

        I haven't actually played that one!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Paul Benson‏ @xantar 21 May 2017
        Replying to @austin_walker @TheOnion @ckunzelman

        The one game where the Tau were playable. But it was THQ as all get get out

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      2. projima‏ @coexizt_ 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AllAbsenceIs

        Run itpic.twitter.com/tRiYiCsJGr

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      3. Ce Era  🍰‏ @NoHoesNicole 21 May 2017
        Replying to @coexizt_ @TheOnion @AllAbsenceIs

        How do you not have vice city wyd

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      4. projima‏ @coexizt_ 21 May 2017
        Replying to @NoHoesNicole @TheOnion @AllAbsenceIs

        Sold it for 25 hots

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      5. Ce Era  🍰‏ @NoHoesNicole 21 May 2017
        Replying to @coexizt_ @TheOnion @AllAbsenceIs

        See me in marvel vs capcom

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      1. Daniel Santos‏ @DannyFloriano 22 May 2017
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        @skowalz needs more Kingdom Hearts.

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