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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2017

    Trump Trying To Figure Out How To Unsubscribe From Boring National Security Email List http://trib.al/qEejK2k pic.twitter.com/uwUGtQk437

    6:40 PM - 21 May 2017
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      1. PGdubfan‏ @PGdubfan 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PodSaveAmerica this may be an Onion article but I could see this being an actual conversation between Trump and McMasters

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      1. keith johnson‏ @keith_johnson 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And this list toopic.twitter.com/CQEY3CHSmr

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      1. Andy‏ @VisualMediaPort 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Simple, they don't get emails in Leavenworth

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      1. Mordai Dustom‏ @MORDAI_Dustom 22 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean. I would to. #NotMyPresident #mypresident

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      2. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear that using primary colors can stimulate the brains of preschoolers. Why not employ a group of tots to write the emails. Like minds.

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      3. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 21 May 2017
        Replying to @hugoobrock @TheOnion

        Inside Trumps head: Now for zum muzik da! Duh veels un da buus go roun an roun...everybody. You too monkee viz cymbools. Nostrovia!

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      1. 95' Ford Explorer‏ @a_trane13 21 May 2017
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        @LilMunoz11

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      1. bobbi salafie‏ @BobbiOsfan 21 May 2017
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        No. Listening to Saudi prayer prior to his speech. Wondering how much longer it will go on. Probably anxious impact his words will have

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      1. קיילה‏ @kayla_e430 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @haveenka

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      1. Michael R. Mesceda,‏ @milomoray2 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Donald finds "National Security Boring", and History has proven that no "Wall" can provide adequate Security. Today, that is a true fact

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      1. Shamsu_Tukor‏ @ShamsuTukor 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is very funny indeed.

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      1. Manny!‏ @Madame_Bovaray 21 May 2017
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        When reality and satire collide!

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      1. Abe Salem‏ @salem_abe 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        u look tired please go to sleep

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      1. Kenneth Wooldridge‏ @wooldridgeken 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess he's not tech savvy.

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      2. John McCauley‏ @JohhnyMac 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eight years too late on this story.

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      3. Just a Thought‏ @DavinusMaximus 22 May 2017
        Replying to @JohhnyMac @TheOnion

        You've got a point. Trump probably didn't care about national security 8 years ago either...

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      4. John McCauley‏ @JohhnyMac 22 May 2017
        Replying to @DavinusMaximus @TheOnion

        Of course he wasn't president then. So why would he care about national security at the level that Obama should have?

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      5. Just a Thought‏ @DavinusMaximus 22 May 2017
        Replying to @JohhnyMac @TheOnion

        I'm not President and I still care abt natl security. And feel free to post examples of O not caring abt natl sec from a neutral source.

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      6. John McCauley‏ @JohhnyMac 23 May 2017
        Replying to @DavinusMaximus @TheOnion

        Feel free to post examples of neutral sources.

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      7. Just a Thought‏ @DavinusMaximus 23 May 2017
        Replying to @JohhnyMac @TheOnion

        Feel free to post examples of sources that aren't neutral

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      8. John McCauley‏ @JohhnyMac 24 May 2017
        Replying to @DavinusMaximus @TheOnion

        Exactly my point. Thanks.

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      9. Just a Thought‏ @DavinusMaximus 24 May 2017
        Replying to @JohhnyMac @TheOnion

        So your point is you can't post proof abt O not caring abt natl security because you don't understand what a neutral source is. Got it.

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