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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2017

    Crowd Shocked After Unhinged Trump Dangles Baby From Truman Balcony http://trib.al/moYdCbe pic.twitter.com/zay30aO2sZ

    10:07 AM - 21 May 2017
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    • ian I WANT FREE TIKET Cam Hickey ✨Stressed✨ rewd77 D. Duck Richard Lincks III Lizzie Edgington 🌎✌❤ Irma F.
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      2. Love.‏ @GoCovfefeYaSelf 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMFAO this is gonna get Trump supporters so unbelievably triggered

        6 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Jennifer‏ @gingerylocks 21 May 2017
        Replying to @GoCovfefeYaSelf @TheOnion

        I just love how triggered Trump makes you. It's fun to watch that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      5. Jennifer‏ @gingerylocks 21 May 2017
        Replying to @DaHomieNick @TheOnion

        Hmmmm....he needs to work on his moves. But nobody should be stopped from grooving in public.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      7. Jennifer‏ @gingerylocks 21 May 2017
        Replying to @DaHomieNick @TheOnion

        Dude you said it not me. I didn't vote for Trump, I'm just tired of all the idiots who claim that Trump supporters are 'triggered'...

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Jennifer‏ @gingerylocks 21 May 2017
        Replying to @gingerylocks @DaHomieNick @TheOnion

        ...are the same idiots who are 'triggered' themselves b/c they didn't get their way in the election. It's old and annoying.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Love.‏ @GoCovfefeYaSelf 21 May 2017
        Replying to @gingerylocks @DaHomieNick @TheOnion

        You're triggered. Calm down Jenny!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Luke‏ @LukeMottola 21 May 2017
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        Rubio: How the president chooses to interact with infants is his choice

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Welldoneshellfish‏ @gamoshellfish 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump's right hand isn't that big; fake news.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. ConnieH‏ @ConnieHeff 21 May 2017
        Replying to @gamoshellfish @TheOnion

        It's The Onion. It's satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Richard Mintz‏ @judgemintz 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shades of "The King of Pop"😜 but, granted, its fake news. Now, about dangling presidential participles . . .

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      1. Jason Gill‏ @jasonwrite 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Had poor old Michael lived, he would have one day been your President, his endlessly chiselled jaw being always updated at Mt. Rushmore.

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      2. LovetheUSA‏ @Allsmiles4fun 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this for real? The photo looks cropped.

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      3. Gordy‏ @GordyDBOWitz 21 May 2017
        Replying to @Allsmiles4fun @TheOnion

        The onion is satirical. And, damn good at it :-)

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      4. LovetheUSA‏ @Allsmiles4fun 21 May 2017
        Replying to @GordyDBOWitz @TheOnion

        Thanks. I didn't know 👍

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