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Count on @TheOnion to be the soothing comic salve that cools while everything else goes up in flames. 
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The Sargent Schultz Press Secretary strategy can be implemented after the escape tunnel is complete.pic.twitter.com/92i6gUigsV
Just another face I do not want or need to see ever again. One among the many I hope will be indicted.
"Can I run for the
hills?" Spicey mused to no one,
pulling out a gun.
#haiku
The Spicer will need medication soon, if he ain't on it already. His stress level must by sky high... loll
Is it fuzzy britches?
He could ask El Chapo how to dig a tunnel.
Sean u need rita haywood poster and a ball peen hammer
If I try and blend in maybe nobody will notice, gotta stand really still
LOL
Was it 'The Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies'?
Bahaha 

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