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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 May 2017

    Crate & Barrel Introduces Line Of Disgusting Couches You Can Put On Your Porch http://trib.al/03qjGun pic.twitter.com/qV4kXx8oqa

    1:55 PM - 20 May 2017
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      1. Brrrraaaaiiinnnnnssss!!!‏ @Todd_Dharken 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This ought to work well with Nordstrom's fake muddy jeans.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 20 May 2017
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        My roomie & I searched garage sales 4 furniture & found a nice recliner which my roomie claimed 4 his own. I never told him a man died in it

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      1. Dave Koromaus‏ @DaveKoromaus 21 May 2017
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        Too bad ther is no Crate and Barrel in West Virginia. Winner winner, hillbilly dinner. @koromaus

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      1. Craig Kullik‏ @ckullik 20 May 2017
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        Any idea how flammable they are? Might be perfect for OSU football season.

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      1. Moon Raker III‏ @moonraker3 20 May 2017
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        Do the couches have bees living in them though?

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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 20 May 2017
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        Now that is a cool idea, as a dishevelled sort of chap I could blend in. I like that.

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      3. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 20 May 2017
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        OOOOOoooooo just one more thing. . . . can I have my sofa back now.

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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wasn't this inspired by couch that was in the middle of 'the projects' on The Wire? A person may have to sell drugs to afford it.

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      1. FriendlyTraveler‏ @isabelc121 20 May 2017
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        This has to be a joke!

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      1. Bill‏ @the_real_bz 20 May 2017
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        @the_BecStar

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      1. Carol Douglass‏ @Crldouglass 20 May 2017
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        Would love to see those shades of brown. xoxo

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      1. BjonRo‏ @BJonRo 20 May 2017
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        @Dick_Biggles one for Fraser

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      1. Felicia Sesia‏ @fnsesia 20 May 2017
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        I needed that chuckle

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      1. (ReadBioFirst) George‏ @Unsportingiam 20 May 2017
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        Can't I just borrow yours it seems easier.😯

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      1. JOAN FLOWERS‏ @FLOWERSJOAN 20 May 2017
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        lmao + rotf gives new meaning to the term Hoarder or Junk still lmao

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      1. Tony Sciortino‏ @tjtino24 20 May 2017
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        Isn't this crap and barrel

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