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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 May 2017

    Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’ http://trib.al/ilwk0hh pic.twitter.com/F0IFFSOPox

    11:43 AM - 20 May 2017
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    59 replies 962 retweets 2,913 likes
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      2. Amy Lynn‏ @mylynn1981 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Life as a fake news organization must be very challenging right now...

        2 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
      3. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg‏ @jean_baptiste_z 20 May 2017
        Replying to @mylynn1981 @TheOnion

        Too much competition from reality...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. R. Goode‏ @WHEWBURG 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when did the Onion start reporting actual news?

        1 reply 0 retweets 61 likes
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      1. Matt‏ @BigotedVsBigots 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when did The Onion get into real reporting?

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Nerdy McNerd‏ @bleudog13 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Confession is the first step to atonement.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. President CHrump‏ @POTUS_DonTrump 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very unfair! I have a very good brain filled / the best words. No one knows as many words as I do, believe me. So many. People are saying it

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Jamez Giarc‏ @CraigCJames 20 May 2017
        Replying to @POTUS_DonTrump @TheOnion

        Sh*t for brains . . Many people are saying it too. Your very 🤡"good" brain is connected directly to your irritable bowel.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. President CHrump‏ @POTUS_DonTrump 20 May 2017
        Replying to @CraigCJames @TheOnion

        Very unfair! The food here in Saudi Arabia upsets my bowels. Also stress of being investigated by very un-American Dems who lost election

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Misophonic Spree‏ @MisophonicSpree 21 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know that I have ever seen so much of a person's bottom teeth than with this guy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Dicky C‏ @dickyctchiu 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He is stupid but not a human

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Robert M. Berry‏ @JayhawkBob13 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys only printed parody/fake stories! You getting into real news now?

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      1. Blue père‏ @mccarthympma 20 May 2017
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        Honestly, I think he is dumber than anyone I know.

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      1. Scar tissue that i wish you saw‏ @RyanKohout 20 May 2017
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        He would have said very very.

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      1. Dr.4zra3l‏ @4zra31 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really you have nothing else to work with when the "real" outlets are negatively reporting on the POTUS's ice cream choices

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      1. Jeanine Burkman‏ @BurkmanJeanine 20 May 2017
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        That's the first truth I've heard out of your mouth @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Fractal Land‏ @fractalland 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no your not.

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      1. @YOU 🔹‏ @you 20 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake News?

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