This is indeed satire if the man somehow ended up keeping the house.
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LOL from my husband!
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ex husband or current?
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current. Another LOL from him. He knows damn well I'd take the house
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you never know maybe he's adding a boy-friend
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new password "getoffbitch"
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problematically, she still lives there and he broke in while she was away at her parents upstate.
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In Europe this is a possibility. I gave my ex 20k, bought her out of the mortgage & told her to get the hell out. Fantastico.
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Keep your chin up, buddy. You didn't deserve her.
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Better get that garage door opener back too buddy.
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Like he is able to keep the house
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*emotional dick punch*
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Sad? Doubt he's sad about that
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First time a guy ever got to keep his house. Holy shit.
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#FakeNews Everyone knows in reality he would be removing his own and his wife would get the house :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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