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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 May 2017

    Pictures Of Smiling Group Of People Taken Where John Lennon Was Murdered http://trib.al/mwDGDqD pic.twitter.com/rHl5Eyn9C5

    3:43 PM - 19 May 2017
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    • meh💪🏼 Griffyyyc marcell Jeff Halperin IM REALLY FEELING IT Kenneth Correa Valerie Grace Cole Duhaime g
    23 replies 136 retweets 575 likes
      1. Pumpkin Spice Meri.‏ @dresserlook 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/eThCmaF7Gi

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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I knew where Paul died, I'd take a selfie there. But he's very cagey about it.

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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure some are in front of The Dakota because they are huge fans of Rosemary's Baby & want to see where it was filmed.

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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And yet, no one will take a selfie at where George Harrison was stabbed.

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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 19 May 2017
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        We should be grateful smartphones only became prevalent about a decade ago. Any earlier, there'd be a whole lot of 9/11 selfies...

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      1. Reverend Lars‏ @ReverendLars 19 May 2017
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        Imagine...

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      2. Brian_Wisconsin‏ @brian_wisconsin 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the onion y'all.

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      3. Danny Contreras, Jr.‏ @DanielDannyc12 19 May 2017
        Replying to @brian_wisconsin @TheOnion

        Exactly. So what is the satirical point?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Brian_Wisconsin‏ @brian_wisconsin 19 May 2017
        Replying to @DanielDannyc12 @TheOnion

        It's odd cause I've seen smiley selfies from Auschitz so this fake story could be way too real.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. James Kennedy‏ @JKennedy1962 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        imagine there no Lennon

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      1. alan fick‏ @alfick 19 May 2017
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        Been there,done that.

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      2. Cait  🚒 🔥‏ @cait_harding 19 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that’s a weird spot for a smiling selfie …

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      3. Miracle Dirt‏ @BrilloDungaree 20 May 2017
        Replying to @cait_harding @TheOnion

        That's the joke

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      4. Cait  🚒 🔥‏ @cait_harding 20 May 2017
        Replying to @BrilloDungaree @TheOnion

        No shit, eh?

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      1.  👊 Sweep The Leg  👣‏ @TriangleTheHead 19 May 2017
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        Facebook Post Announcing Grandmothers Death receives Over 400 Likes

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      1. chewbac!‏ @chewbac90 19 May 2017
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        Most knuckleheads don't know who he is

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      1. Amazing Beads‏ @sueatkilmeedy 19 May 2017
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        Ghouls!

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      1. Janet Goodrich‏ @JanetGoodrich7 19 May 2017
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        Smiling? That's just wrong. Sacrilegious. I'd have a prayer for thanking him for his beautiful music and heart.

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      1. jim‏ @toebone 19 May 2017
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        @nullzerovalue

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