This isn't satire. Come on. This is real and depressing.
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It is also thought provoking and it brings the truth to light by shocking people. It is real and depressing, but it is never in the news.
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My retirement plan is a heart attack
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Where's her congrats? She just retired people!
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This is inspiring because it suggests that I'll be able to retire
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I'm absolutely looking forward to the final few seconds before I slip into a psychedelic pre-death retirement state. Until then I must work.
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Money and the cost of dying is the reason for this.
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Slackers! All of them!
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I sometimes think it would be handy to have an expiration date. I like a plan.
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What about last message or inscription? It might have been Spike Milligan, said,"Told you I was sick"
always liked it for the last word.
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@TheOnion It's why realtors & bankers encourage people in their 40's to take out huge 30 year mortgages & refinance a couple of times.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You have to if you want health insurance...
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It's hard to get jobs because they just won't die ahem retire
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Where's the punchline?
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Oh my! Is she dead in this picture?
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Retirement is a modern idea. Traditionally, you worked until you dropped or your kids took pity on you & let you move in w/ them.
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This isn't funny!!
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Retirement no longer exists for the middle class.
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Quit subtweeting my life
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