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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 May 2017

    Hundreds Of Miniature Sean Hannitys Burst From Roger Ailes’ Corpse http://trib.al/OtJUHHE pic.twitter.com/w33mW1VMOB

    5:28 PM - 18 May 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One witness added that the cacophony caused by the mucus-covered Hannitys drowned out every other sound in the room. http://trib.al/lsoHQGt pic.twitter.com/JGA42rKpar

        17 replies 173 retweets 648 likes
      3. Sesto Elemento‏ @Infropy 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        very poor taste... inhuman... no need to stoop so low for 'humor'

        5 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      5. Sesto Elemento‏ @Infropy 18 May 2017
        Replying to @kree8r @TheOnion

        unfortunately liberals commies find death funny

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Mark A. Siefert‏ @MarkSiefert 18 May 2017
        Replying to @Infropy @kree8r @TheOnion

        I'm not sure about "death," but I certainly find your political ignorance and illiteracy to be an abundant source of amusement.

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Jared Geller‏ @jaredgeller 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gregorybrothers @schmoyoho

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Gregory Brothers, but scary  👻‏Verified account @gregorybrothers 18 May 2017
        Replying to @jaredgeller @TheOnion @schmoyoho

        me after too much chipotle

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Chipotle‏Verified account @ChipotleTweets 19 May 2017
        Replying to @gregorybrothers

        That's a good thing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      5. The Gregory Brothers, but scary  👻‏Verified account @gregorybrothers 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ChipotleTweets

        u right, I should have said "me after I got full at chipotle and I'm just waiting to get hungry again so I can chipotle more"

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Chipotle‏Verified account @ChipotleTweets 19 May 2017
        Replying to @gregorybrothers

        We support this honorable lifestyle.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Delicious Tripe‏ @CorporateStew 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the plural was "Hannitii".

        3 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
      3. Parody Patriot‏ @ParodyPatriot 18 May 2017
        Replying to @CorporateStew @TheOnion

        Or Hannitees?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 18 May 2017
        Replying to @ParodyPatriot @CorporateStew @TheOnion

        Would it be pluralized the same as manatee?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. William Chenevey‏ @wcheneveyaz 19 May 2017
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @ParodyPatriot and

        I don't narwhal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 19 May 2017
        Replying to @wcheneveyaz @ParodyPatriot and

        You did that on porpoise.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. MEANWHILEonEARTH‏ @Republicants 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MelissaJPeltier

        Cleanup in Ailes 3!!

        0 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
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      2. bart brown‏ @motleyfool3 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon... booooo... where is a gong when you need one

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. everybody dogfood‏ @evrybodydogfood 18 May 2017
        Replying to @motleyfool3 @TheOnion

        roger ailes is burning in hell lol

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. bart brown‏ @motleyfool3 18 May 2017
        Replying to @evrybodydogfood @tupacca @TheOnion

        less verifiable than comey memo

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. everybody dogfood‏ @evrybodydogfood 18 May 2017
        Replying to @motleyfool3 @TheOnion

        nope he definitely died today

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
      6. sp 💀 💀k's pest control‏ @atlsportscholar 19 May 2017
        Replying to @evrybodydogfood @tupacca and

        that's the point. It's 100% verifiable that Ailes died & yet that's still less verifiable than the Comey memo. The memo is 101% verifiable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. bart brown‏ @motleyfool3 19 May 2017
        Replying to @atlsportscholar @tupacca @TheOnion

        good .. if verifiable ..comey perjured himself w 5/3 testimony and needs to refine salad tossing skills

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. sp 💀 💀k's pest control‏ @atlsportscholar 19 May 2017
        Replying to @motleyfool3 @tupacca @TheOnion

        no, the point is that the comey memo is a smoking gun and DT should be impeached. also, just want to remind you that ailes is in hell.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. bart brown‏ @motleyfool3 19 May 2017
        Replying to @atlsportscholar @tupacca @TheOnion

        not sure where ailes is but trump is in your head.. rent free.. 24/7..

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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