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I have an angry, resentful center. That's why I suggest removing my core with a sharpened piece of steel.
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Ah a story that's near and dear to my heart. I find the best way to avoid an encounter is to ask Jesus for a plane ticket to anywhere else
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How did you get my picture?
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@TheOnion Wayne was doing a slow simmer while waiting for a call back after the family auditioned for Family Feud.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@samdkatz he's not mad, he's just disappointedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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just like M&Ms
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So revealing considering the actual news this week.
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