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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 May 2017

    Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It’s Fucking Paris http://trib.al/zCArwUA pic.twitter.com/1RyeuootEs

    5:04 PM - 17 May 2017
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    28 replies 346 retweets 1,617 likes
      1. Thomas Biernat‏ @thomasbiernat 17 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In all fairness it does look like a French kiss...

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      1. RealWheel1‏ @RealWheel1 18 May 2017
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        Nobody cares about people who are loving themselves. It's life.

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      1. Jill Hyry Hintsala‏ @JillCHyry 17 May 2017
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        Lolololol!

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      1. timbear‏ @palemovieman 17 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @american_pup

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 17 May 2017
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        Stone them!!!

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      1. Trinity C‏ @SuperMomIsDrunk 17 May 2017
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        I saw these guys today, they had moved to a cheap burger joint. Still not fucking Paris.

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      1. Thotsky  👨🏾‍💻‏ @SoundsnColor 17 May 2017
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        . Omg this headline 😂😂

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      1. Robert Farrugia‏ @CosmoS6173 21 May 2017
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        If that guy really loved her, he'd buy her a Tesla and drive her around in style.

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      1. Omar‏ @IamOmarHasan18 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is Hilarious!

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      1. Christopher‏ @intermittal 18 May 2017
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        You have time to run five companies AND read the Onion?

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      1. Fayi‏ @fayzpulyali 18 May 2017
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        Hope it wasnt inside the home of The Onion. :))

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      1. Fayi‏ @fayzpulyali 18 May 2017
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        So it wasnt paris...then where was it?

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      1. sebastian m‏ @Peacemaker71M 18 May 2017
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        all we need is LOVE !

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      1. aman‏ @natafarian 18 May 2017
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        Lol.....the title is hilarious 😂

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      1. Vikrant T‏ @foolishly_sane 18 May 2017
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        "fucking Paris" reminds me of Liam Neeson in the movie Taken. 😕😕

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      1. mcforsyth‏ @mcforsyth13 18 May 2017
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        R

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      1. KRS‏ @Eliah_R 18 May 2017
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        there are white people in the picture so it's nothing like Paris

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      1. Chris‏ @MrMurder37 17 May 2017
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        So many people thrown under the bus this week there is plenty make out time while you wait on it.

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