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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 May 2017

    Kicking, Screaming Warren Buffett Dragged From Caesars Palace After Losing Everything At Roulette Wheel http://trib.al/JZB1lHD pic.twitter.com/WsadqbsP0m

    2:04 PM - 17 May 2017
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    • Know Nothing Martijn Kleinbussink David Villarreal Taste Nirvana Sunrise Day Spa SisyphusCapital Janet S. Weiss K8 Flexington Ave Inc.
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      2. Trina 💙‏ @treenstweets 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe it😒

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      3. sandeepreddy‏ @geetlasandeep 21 May 2017
        Replying to @treenstweets @TheOnion

        Yes.Fucking fake news.

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      2. Market Maven‏ @Hulugalle 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually not funny, it is just too silly and unrealistic. Would have been better if he lost all the money but owned the Casino

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      1. Janet S. Weiss‏ @janetweisFREE 25 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's a human being! Not to used to them lately are you?Hope he helps elect Quist

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      1. Patrick Sheltra‏ @100ThingsUtah 18 May 2017
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        @VitalVegas it's too bad luck didn't go the other way. After WB cleans Caesars' clock, he gets rid of paid parking!

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      1. Dean Beckette‏ @BeckInvestLLC 18 May 2017
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        Good one. I have trouble believing that Warren lost billions at roulette. Maybe if he played day and night for several years.

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      1. Wayne Branch CHM CEO‏ @FuturetechCEOpc 18 May 2017
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        Its funny when you know Warren.

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      1.  ⚽️Mister Keller‏ @i_luv_futbol 17 May 2017
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        I wish.

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 17 May 2017
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      1. thegreatspace‏ @thegreatspace 17 May 2017
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        Did this really happen @WarrenBuffett? Or is this another example of Fake News that I have been hearing about?

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      1. Janet S. Weiss‏ @janetweisFREE 25 May 2017
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        Forgive me! I am no trump re tweets! But if Quist gets elected It's the start of something big for Dems: plus single payor HC not trumpcare!

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      1. Donna Laycock‏ @deva0706 20 May 2017
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        🤣🤣

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      1. Scott‏ @retiredfirecapt 19 May 2017
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        Hey @LizClaman check this out:

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      1. Keith Chandler‏ @KeithChandler20 19 May 2017
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        I wish.

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      1. Stocksbubble‏ @vivekBWT 19 May 2017
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        Fake news

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      1. Pedro Zonari‏ @PZonari 18 May 2017
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        nice pic, almost a David LaChapelle-like aura

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