It's comforting to read something that is funny and stupid, unlike the rest of twitter right now which is, "R U kidding me" stupid.
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That sucks!
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"The Onion Will Be Closed Until Further Notice"
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What kind of country are we living in when you can't even sleep at night without being watched by somebody or something.
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No doubt it was assembled by a pedophile, programmed by a pervert, packaged by some guy in a clown suit & delivered via an ice cream truck
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@alt_labor this must be where it is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Haha!!! This is funny, yet really really stupid..
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Hitler would've loved all this technology to spy on Own People! But, WHAT COUNTRY IS LOOKING?! So many Options!! Scary

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CNN is not fake news. CNN is very fake news!
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Do you have this sentence on copy paste. Half your tweets are the same. Kinda boring
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