ONLY The Onion
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This is so me, I'm ashamed to say...
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This is like that time Harry Potter did that thing. I read that when I was a kid.
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Lol. In theory I grasp the shorter than a goldfish attention span thingy, in practice not so much. Books:

. Try them sometime.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is for
@realDonaldTrump? He likes his words spoken by Fox on the telly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Dodged that one.
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Nope. Have these things called "books".
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informative. truly shareworthy
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Still killin' it
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