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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 May 2017

    Firebrand John McCain Demands Immediate Investigation Into Why He Remaining Complicit http://trib.al/lvvqUVX pic.twitter.com/vNHFl2POrZ

    10:51 AM - 16 May 2017
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    John McCain
    59 replies 1,746 retweets 3,428 likes
      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        lawprofblawg Retweeted lawprofblawg

        https://twitter.com/lawprofblawg/status/864495966988238851 …

        lawprofblawg added,

        lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg
        Replying to @SenJohnMcCain
        John McCain cycle: 1. Be indignant about @POTUS 2. Vote uniformly with @POTUS' desires. 3. Pretend to be maverick. 4. Repeat
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      2. Kevin Fox  🦊‏Verified account @kfury 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreatDismal @SenJohnMcCain

        Onion accidentally a word.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Kzinti‏ @Commander_Kzin 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Beertheist @SenJohnMcCain

        *strongly worded letter* *flushes toilet*

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. PapaNez‏ @NezPapa 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        Exactly. Johnny talks a big game, but at end of day, falls in line with GOP destroying America. We had high hopes for ya, John. #downer

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      2. Agnese Gandolfo‏ @AgneseGandolfo 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        "I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. judy jones‏ @sassiebabs 16 May 2017
        Replying to @AgneseGandolfo @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        He lied then just as he is now!!!!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. M S‏ @maddpig 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AgentCarter_SSR @SenJohnMcCain

        Seriously @SenJohnMcCain what happened to your integrity? Your oath to the US constitution? Watching active General McMaster contort?

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. ?.‏ @VictorCicconi 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        Poor John.. He almost made sense..

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      1.  🌲 🌏LDubb 🍀 🌏‏ @scienceovermyth 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Endressa1206 @SenJohnMcCain

        R U sure u don't want to wait until he hijacks a missile, first?pic.twitter.com/uz3wM4bk1V

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      1. Sean Shaw Approved‏ @masulsa 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maguirekevin @SenJohnMcCain

        @SenJohnMcCain , remember when you actually helped AZ and USA? Please retire.

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      2. Bill‏ @Bill_Tangren 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        I wish I could say this is NOT the Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1.  🦉Diane 🦉‏ @YardFairy 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        "we need an independent counsel to look into why I continue to do absolutely nothing" in the face of this #shitstorm

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      1. bbqcornnuts  🌊‏ @ctpdenver 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Dreamweasel @SenJohnMcCain

        This is depressingly true

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      1. Robert Waldmann‏ @robertwaldmann 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        "McCain insisted that a special investigation was not necessary, a statement that McCain said only lent credence to his darkest suspicions."

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      1. America...you're in danger, girl - VOTE NOV 6TH!‏ @OverUnderClover 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pdacosta @SenJohnMcCain

        Thank you for your service @TheOnion. Jesus christ this is terrifying. How long can one live with their hair on fire?

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      1. sean roche‏ @spirishdancer 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @lumenaeternumIX @SenJohnMcCain

        The rnc is compromised

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      1. Azu‏ @azurada23 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Takahata101 @SenJohnMcCain

        Firebrand?pic.twitter.com/eMOLJYuL1A

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      1. 𝐊𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢 𝐕𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐯 𝟔𝐭𝐡  🏈 🏆 🐬‏ @TheRuntSquad 16 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenJohnMcCain

        Local McCain Lacks Balls to Call Colleagues on Bullshit

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