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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 May 2017

      Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’ http://trib.al/J2N1zOK pic.twitter.com/ZsTpPN1ICn

      137 replies 3,709 retweets 8,257 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 May 2017

      Trump addressed the concerns of the public by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being. http://trib.al/1iW1WL5 pic.twitter.com/VZ9cy0UjWL

      10:36 AM - 16 May 2017
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      33 replies 896 retweets 1,831 likes
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        2. Sarah Waites‏ @Addicted2Poli 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You know when Trump sees this he's going to demand that The Onion's press credentials be pulled.

          5 replies 12 retweets 98 likes
        3. SporkBoots the eyeless‏ @sporkboot 16 May 2017
          Replying to @Addicted2Poli @TheOnion

          I want it to happen, make it happen. It will be great

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        4. SporkBoots the eyeless‏ @sporkboot 16 May 2017
          Replying to @sporkboot @Addicted2Poli @TheOnion

          Somebody get this on Donny's desk ASAP

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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        2. john prieur‏ @johnprieu 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          And he doesn't drink! Maybe he should start.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Pretty♤Wise‏ @SweetLife13f0k7 16 May 2017
          Replying to @johnprieu @TheOnion

          That was my thoughts the first time I found out he's "sober all the time" . I suggest a vaca in Colorado.

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Randy_Indy‏ @Randy_Indy 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          #realdonaldtrump's mental illness is affecting us all! It's time for him to "Get Out" of the #WhiteHouse

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Derek Logan‏ @DerekLo07352747 16 May 2017
          Replying to @Randy_Indy @TheOnion

          More like the #madhouse. 😂

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. Michael‏ @Michael227122 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          He's kind of like a smart person. Very very kind of.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. IdaGreyBenden‏ @IdaGreyBenden 16 May 2017
          Replying to @Michael227122 @TheOnion

          One more "very kind of!"

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Shawn Wallace‏ @swn140 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Now we know it's satire and all, but still it makes too much sense as it was understandable unlike his word salads of the day.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. ms.k‏ @cutthecrap408 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Well one thing for certain- no way this is fake news- even if it is!!

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        1. Alex Martin‏ @martinalguy 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Only a really smart cunning person would say that.

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        1. Probably Short Erin The Honey Badger‏ @RedErinn 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @OrAroundTen

          Huh. Well, at least he knows. 😂

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        2. Derek Logan‏ @DerekLo07352747 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Sounds like his supporter's are on the same wave length 😂

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. LouBuck‏ @CollettaL 16 May 2017
          Replying to @DerekLo07352747 @TheOnion

          Short-wave length!!

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. amrb‏ @arbethune 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @realDonaldTrump

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        1. jorge gomez‏ @swi14 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Bass ok trump if your not on drugs you need to be and if you are on drugs then you need to stop or take less drugs

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        1. jorge gomez‏ @swi14 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          We know that u need to go play with crayons ok

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        1. IdaGreyBenden‏ @IdaGreyBenden 16 May 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @daisy_smartgirl

          👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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