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I'm betting it's a Green Day song. Poor thing.
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My mom heard a mockingbird outside once singing Dad's favorite classical LP.
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That's why they're called the "lemmings of the sky".
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Welcome To The Jungle.
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The car alarm bird. These things are terrifying. I wanted to move out of my house the first time I heard one.
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This would have never happened if we had not declared war on Malaria.
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