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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 May 2017

    Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs http://trib.al/Mv68QnK pic.twitter.com/zJFXsG3u9n

    5:09 PM - 14 May 2017
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    • David F Walker Pierre-Simon Laplace SANKOFA Emily Kreusch Rachelle Jervis Nicole Reiling Betting Fixed Jonathan Dorey The TrickyScribe™
    15 replies 175 retweets 562 likes
      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 15 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In controlled experiments, 100% of Bonobos show enough intelligence to reject @realDonaldTrump as a political leader. #TraitorTrump

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      1. Join the Trump Train‏ @loriboud 14 May 2017
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        @realDonaldTrump THIS SOUNDS LIKE BS TO ME! Can U CONFIRM OR DENY THIS??

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      1. Join the Trump Train‏ @loriboud 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump UMMM THIS ONION RAG SAYS U SAID 3.5YRS IT WILL TAKE YOU TO REPLACE FBI DIRECTOR & U SAID MAYBE NOT IN YOUR LIFE??

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 14 May 2017
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        I used to switch between Mister Rogers & Romper Room when I was small. It eased my anxieties & tensions brought on by my alcoholic father

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      1. Jon Barclay‏ @jonbarclay78 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion. More credible than CNN

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      1. D 🌵AZ  🏒 💘 🏒 👑 yes, I am the Queen Of England 😂‏ @JDB_AZ 14 May 2017
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        Meet The Press has been a joke for a while.

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      1. Denny‏ @Denny8260 14 May 2017
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        Brilliant satire? Wow!

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      1. doc mart‏ @partermaytr2 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dude shake up inner circle why

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      1. Lloyd Hayes‏ @Traveler_Lloyd 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OK. He doesn't listen to his security advisors. But he does listen to FOX News. That pretty much says everything.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 14 May 2017
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        All Food Network cake shows.

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      2. Chris‏ @MrMurder37 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FBI Hoover Bldg. to be renamed after Comey in honor of snooping through Hillary communications without a warrant.

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      3. stephanie ober‏ @stephober 15 May 2017
        Replying to @MrMurder37 @TheOnion

        That Motherfucker!!

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      1. Emily Spookhausen  🦇 🎃 👻‏ @silly_emily3 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahhhh. There's The Onion I like.

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      1. Carol Douglass‏ @Crldouglass 14 May 2017
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        😆😆😆

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      1. Gretchen Meise‏ @later_tatter 14 May 2017
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        I invented TiVo

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 14 May 2017
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        Donald needs the right advice from his FOX News shows.

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