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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 May 2017

    Teen Sick Of Mother Barging Into Room With Clean, Folded Clothes http://trib.al/QshJmFa pic.twitter.com/UEHjYjBuQy

    12:04 PM - 14 May 2017
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      1. jim hanna‏ @jimhanna711 14 May 2017
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        My mom barged into my room with the cat folded. She was legally blind and the neighbors cat was Downey soft.

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      1. ILLUSION OF TRUTH‏ @FireInsp 14 May 2017
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        And catching him jacking off...

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      1. Steph Cooke‏ @StephCooke2 14 May 2017
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        @chrismutterr

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      1. Francine‏ @flindala04 14 May 2017
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        This was so my stepson. And yes that ended my doing his laundry!

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      1. Debra Obinna‏ @dmarengo1 14 May 2017
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        I'd love to of had a mom that did this and would still love a mom to do it now, I'm getting tired of doing laundry. I want a mommy! lol

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      2. Mary Stuart‏ @maryylouuuu 14 May 2017
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        @Freudulant

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      3. Christine Purdon‏ @Freudulant 14 May 2017
        Replying to @maryylouuuu @TheOnion

        I wrote that article :)

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      1. Chris Wright‏ @chriswright973 18 May 2017
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        Their house their rules.

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      1. Lost My Earbuds‏ @Nightmarespace 14 May 2017
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        There are teenagers who don't do their own laundry?

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      1. Beckie‏ @hansen4crew 14 May 2017
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        @erika12hansen @fishylippy

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      1. Deborah Ann Pierce‏ @Ann1970489 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LindaC528

        Showing this lack of appreciation of this teen brings memories to millions of ex teens I bet. On Mothers Day, let all show our love.🌹🌹🌹👩‍👦‍👦

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 14 May 2017
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        He should look at the big picture. No one else will wash his spunk filled socks for him.

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      1. Brandi Leigh‏ @kansas_tomboy 14 May 2017
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        Mine can just take their clothes to their room themselves. I'm a bad mom like that.

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      1.  🌊 Vote Blue November 6  🌊‏ @KarenEDeering 14 May 2017
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        That's actually true though! Just ask my kids 🤣

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      1. Peter‏ @RoyalWii 14 May 2017
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        Is that a bedroom or a grand ballroom?

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      1. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 14 May 2017
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        You'd think a mother would know better than to barge in on a teenaged boy in a room with the door closed.

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      1. Ejoka  🇺🇸 🇰🇪 🇪🇹#TheResistance 👊 🦅 🐺 💥 ⚔️ 🌊‏ @habari_22 14 May 2017
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        Suck it up brat or do your own laundry

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