Must be really weird for @TheOnion when reality becomes stranger than fiction.
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sure. back to nature
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Undoubtedly in his Dockers work pants getting all stained, Lol
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Was watching Age of Ultron at a drive in. Train horn went off during a character's last words.
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Who builds a drive in that close to the railroad tracks?pic.twitter.com/qkXNZk7wT2
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Looks like it is being projected in the wrong aspect ratio.
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Martha you forgot the picnic blanket again! Now my Dockers are stained!
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While the couple next to him/her/zem argued about who would drive home.
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Don't forget the mosquitoes!
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it's magical.
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"You're gonna see some serious shit!"
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