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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 May 2017

    Outdoor Movie Guest Excited To Watch Barely Audible ‘Back To The Future’ While Sitting On Tree Root http://trib.al/8FZUc2P pic.twitter.com/1TbcG2kZJk

    6:48 PM - 13 May 2017
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      1. Liz Mills  ❄️‏ @emills28 13 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @goodasyou

        Must be really weird for @TheOnion when reality becomes stranger than fiction.

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      1. whirring‏ @mistySpock 13 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DTritsch

        sure. back to nature

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      1. Ryan Fowler‏ @FreelanceFowler 13 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ewmealer

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 13 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Undoubtedly in his Dockers work pants getting all stained, Lol

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      2. Anger Mouse‏ @JeremyRoss15 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was watching Age of Ultron at a drive in. Train horn went off during a character's last words.

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      3. Anger Mouse‏ @JeremyRoss15 14 May 2017
        Replying to @JeremyRoss15 @TheOnion

        Who builds a drive in that close to the railroad tracks?pic.twitter.com/qkXNZk7wT2

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      1. Brad Miranda‏ @bradleymir 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cool

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      1. Dennis Lafontaine‏ @dennis28879953 14 May 2017
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        Looks like it is being projected in the wrong aspect ratio.

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      1. Dapper Cardinal‏ @GobertOrGoHome 13 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Martha you forgot the picnic blanket again! Now my Dockers are stained!

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      1. Lisa Sikes  🐻‏ @LisaSikes8 13 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        While the couple next to him/her/zem argued about who would drive home.

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      1. Philippe‏ @Philippe_Tweets 13 May 2017
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        Don't forget the mosquitoes!

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      1. T-Bone‏ @ThomCincotta 13 May 2017
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        it's magical.

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      1. Hugh Can’t Be Serious  🧟‍♂️‏ @hughknowit 13 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ItsTheRundown

        "You're gonna see some serious shit!"

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      1. Claire Atkins‏ @claire_atkins 13 May 2017
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        @readDanwrite lol

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