That seems too low.
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That explains the smell and the noises at night.
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At least they will never be homeless.
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Wrote someone who has probably never talked with any in the industry & agreed with by a crowd of the same.
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You are aware that The Onion is a purely satirical website, right?
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Not at all. I was born yesterday
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# joke I'll use that excuse in court if they find the dead bodies in my house. If I buy one.
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Well now that explains that dead body smell emanating from our laundry room
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Loved Dan Aykroyd in Ghostbusters.
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cask of amontillauto
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Happened a while ago to a guy I knew from Egypt named King Tut
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Fun fact: More than half of those have done so in my kitchen wall. It's really distracting when you're just trying to have a quiet breakfast
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I once painted myself into a corner, talk about watching paint dry...boring.
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Where is our tireless and always-on-point federal legislature when you need them most??
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Good candidates for the Darwin Award.
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So that explains the screams
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