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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 May 2017

    Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check On Rice Pudding Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate http://trib.al/jtGGbv3 pic.twitter.com/zcKH6cSajz

    6:49 PM - 11 May 2017
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      1. Elaine‏ @rosalita2740 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I relate to this WAY too much.

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      1. Coheed and Kimbria‏ @Coheednkimbria 12 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ID_Redacted

        Omg this is so AMR

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      1. annie‏ @ramirez6973 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MrJonCryer

        crap that I deal w/@ work everyday!

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      1. Alyce Penry‏ @RealtorAlyce 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @coopertennent

        @DanielLPenry @paige_penry @natalie_penry this could be the same woman irate over people hogging the overhead storage bin.

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      1. Mad World‏ @MadddWWWorld 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sometimes when you're having a bad day something so simple & insignificant happens that just throws you off the edge. That day was her day

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      1. Sndra B‏ @Sndrab 11 May 2017
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        She once served in whitehouse with her father as president. But after prison,

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      2. Sndra B‏ @Sndrab 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She lost her wealth and is now unrecognizable. SAD.

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      3. TenaciousEye‏ @TenaciousEye 12 May 2017
        Replying to @Sndrab @TheOnion

        Her life now revolves around the weekly visits she makes to see her husband in the federal penitentiary. The kids stopped years ago.

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      4. Sndra B‏ @Sndrab 12 May 2017
        Replying to @TenaciousEye @TheOnion

        She'd nevr gone food shoppng. Durng her prison ⏱, she'd only line up 4 chow. Since her release, she's not come 2 terms w/the cost of food.

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      1. meghan galewski‏ @meghanjoy 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @alfiepalao

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      1. ellie‏ @curseyoucarbs 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how did you guys get a picture of my mother

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      1. Ann Flick‏ @MontyFan 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it's the Onion, but it feels true. Llife can get overwhelming

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The world wears you down, man...

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      1. Sean‏ @sehol 15 May 2017
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        Bet she reads the Daily Mail!

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      1. Olivia Layton‏ @ktea11 11 May 2017
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        No matter how old I am if a store over charges me & I know it, I call them on it. Imagine how much extra they make on the over charges.

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      1. Steve Cass‏ @stevecass01 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        IF IT'S IN THE CIRCULAR THEY SHOULD GODDAMN HONOR IT! FUCKING BAIT AND SWITCH. Hmm that actually does feel pretty good.

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      2. Dan‏ @akaTrendy 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @IAmSnoopy14

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      3. Adam Hyams‏ @IAmSnoopy14 12 May 2017
        Replying to @akaTrendy @TheOnion

        We've all been there

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