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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 May 2017

    Pressure Mounting For Humans To Step Down As Head Of Failing Global Ecosystem http://trib.al/NediBMi pic.twitter.com/zla6NT4X0R

    12:32 PM - 11 May 2017
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    • Carl R Pratt Russell Williams It be Like That Sometimes charyou tree Laura Simms anustart 🎃 ghoulie scaredacki 🕷 Nancy Gent .nus əht ❤ I~(❛‿❛✿̶̥̥)~I ❤️ the sun.
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If we go we take everything with us . . or is that Bees.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Richard Punko‏ @retiredfirstsgt 11 May 2017
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        The bees and other pollinators will go first and take us down with them. We are our own worst enemy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 11 May 2017
        Replying to @retiredfirstsgt @TheOnion

        Although you are entirely correct as this is @TheOnion I feel I should hedge my bets and say. . . May Bee. . . HAHHHAHhah hahh ha ha ha ha 🙂

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      1. Moby Trump‏ @MobyTrump2016 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that lift man's eyes aloft. Have you heard that expression used before?

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      1. Steve the Guitarist‏ @urthman_03 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggiepriceless

        It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't true 😳

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      2. Carol Douglass‏ @Crldouglass 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My cat runs my house better than govt runs.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We have not done right by our planet.

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      1. Robert Pattinson‏ @BobbumsUK 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PaulTelfer

        The Earth will only start to recover when AI has knocked us off the top spot.

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      1. Richard Punko‏ @retiredfirstsgt 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No worries. Mama Earth will take care of it by herself. She can be one hell of a bitch when pissed.

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      1. Darren John Harris‏ @DarrenJHarris 12 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give the role to Bears instead - Primates had their shot and they've blown it!

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      1. Brian McMunn‏ @mcmunn_brian 11 May 2017
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        If you think what we've done is humans is bad look at what one natural disaster does!!!

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      1. Brian McMunn‏ @mcmunn_brian 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's some funny shit right there! The fact that you actually think we have seriously affected the ecosystem on this world

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      1. Rain‏ @Kev4Chiefs 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like Crypton, we had our chance.

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      1. Eduard Vaykher‏ @freelight97 11 May 2017
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        Vicious. One of your better ones.

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      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is ridiculous, the end-time volcanoes and earthquakes were supposed to arrive by now, you can't lay this on humans.

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