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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 May 2017

    Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread http://trib.al/P9MyeZg pic.twitter.com/xXJvSX2a6z

    4:59 PM - 10 May 2017
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      2. scaredrian cryptford  ☠️  ⚰️‏Verified account @Crawf33 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yeah but it's a whole HEAD of lettuce, pretty good value imo

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Adam Lichtenstein‏Verified account @ABLichtenstein 10 May 2017
        Replying to @Crawf33 @TheOnion

        But it's GMO-free, organic and vegan so it's 69.69

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. scaredrian cryptford  ☠️  ⚰️‏Verified account @Crawf33 10 May 2017
        Replying to @ABLichtenstein @TheOnion

        nice

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Andy Ruız‏ @capitanandi 10 May 2017
        Replying to @Crawf33 @ABLichtenstein @TheOnion

        nice.nice

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. sp 💀 💀k's pest control‏ @atlsportscholar 10 May 2017
        Replying to @capitanandi @Crawf33 and

        more like niceberg lettuce

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Walter Wang‏ @walterdwang 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Gluten Free Option Just the Lettuce"

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. devynbioch‏ @DevynBoich 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SophiaAnswini @amelia3590 this is an accurate depiction of your daily meals I assume

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      3. sophia‏ @SophiaAnswini 10 May 2017
        Replying to @DevynBoich @TheOnion @amelia3590

        that looks so good 😍

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Amelia‏ @amelia3590 10 May 2017
        Replying to @SophiaAnswini @DevynBoich @TheOnion

        Yes😍😍😍😍

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. bugbear‏ @smartuccini 10 May 2017
        Replying to @eilygreee @TheOnion @Applebees

        🔁 for real for real they literally didn't have a single vegetarian entree

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Applebee's‏Verified account @Applebees 11 May 2017
        Replying to @smartuccini

        Feel free to substitute, Anna. You can sub sauteed veggies instead of chicken on any entree, for example.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. emily yellow‏ @eilygreee 11 May 2017
        Replying to @Applebees @smartuccini

        Literally your mac and cheese is not even vegetarian, calm down @Applebees

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Mynxie Monroe‏ @MynxieMonroe 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RobCryptx you should've seen the vegan sandwich option on my last flight 🙈

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. rob crypt / showtime‏ @robcryptx 10 May 2017
        Replying to @MynxieMonroe

        Omg tell me!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Mynxie Monroe‏ @MynxieMonroe 10 May 2017
        Replying to @robcryptx

        dry bread with cucumber and tomato 😂😂😂😂 like wtf? You can use spread? Humous exists? 🙈

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. rob crypt / showtime‏ @robcryptx 10 May 2017
        Replying to @MynxieMonroe

        Jesus Christ

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Mynxie Monroe‏ @MynxieMonroe 10 May 2017
        Replying to @robcryptx

        the hot meal was nice (veg ratatouille with rice) but that sandwich was hilarious! Plus fruit with EVERYTHING. Heard of crisps..?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. rob crypt / showtime‏ @robcryptx 10 May 2017
        Replying to @MynxieMonroe

        They're trying to be healthy!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Mynxie Monroe‏ @MynxieMonroe 10 May 2017
        Replying to @robcryptx

        also I swear there was a sprinkling of real cheese on the pasta they gave me but by that point I was too ill/tired to care 🙈😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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