"All the strain the U.S. Constitution's endured has really taken an awful toll on its appearance." http://trib.al/iynyWtC pic.twitter.com/utb3pBuDa7
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"All the strain the U.S. Constitution's endured has really taken an awful toll on its appearance." http://trib.al/iynyWtC pic.twitter.com/utb3pBuDa7
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If things keep going as they currently are the poor thing just may become a victim of spontaneous combustion #theneverendingcampaign
We all know the feeling.
Funny headline, scary punchline - well played!
I'm pretty sure it drains the life force of the President to sustain itself. That's why they all turn grey so quickly.
This time around, the president is the stronger vampire.
Funny and a bit depressing
Trump can't get the key to open that, could he? Scare's the hell out of me.
If that was in the WH, Trump would open it up and iron it out to look good and then put "TRUMP" logo all over it.
Trump would look at and say WTF do they have some crappie piece of paper, then Pense would whisper in his ear and then he would say, -
I would have written and put his "TRUMP" logo all over that BITCH. Sorry but thats how I think Trump would do that and not any other USA per
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