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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 May 2017

    Trump Announces 40-Month-Long Search To Fill FBI Director Post http://trib.al/0jvO0ba pic.twitter.com/JrT40YrWm8

    10:26 AM - 10 May 2017
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      1. sick bitch‏ @valhasfreckles 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ellenthefel0n

        lmao i love the onion

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      1. brian edwards‏ @UpperLipMark 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump Announces A President Running For Reelection Cannot Appoint A New FBI Director

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      1. Sophie Hansen, LCSW‏ @SophieHansenMSW 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @quicksilvadota

        god bless @TheOnion

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      1. Donald J. Trumptin‏ @siberiancandate 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stated that Flynn is the leader to get post

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      1. @vagentlemantoo‏ @lonniefrye65 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JordanUhl

        @realDonaldTrump is that the holster we have been hearing about?

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      1. Breeze‏ @rmanzo251 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this isn't a cover up. Why is Sessions who recused himself making recommendations abt Comey or the investigation

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      2. Lauren‏ @alissa914 10 May 2017
        Replying to @englishanne0810 @TheOnion

        The Onion is a humor web site. :)

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      1. Karen  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @karenknitssocks 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JordanUhl

        It took the Republicans 7 years to get a (shitty) health care bill through the House.

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      1. Greg Enslen‏ @GregEnslen 15 May 2017
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        Quick, copy all your VHS tapes while you can!pic.twitter.com/EWUOMUu1Wj

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      1. JeffBerg‏ @TheJeffBerg 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @tristancel

        BS, if it takes that long I will give you $20 @tristancel

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I suggest Ted Nugent or Kid Rock for Comey's job. Or maybe a Duck Dynasty star.Too many elitist college grads in the FBI.

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      1. Don Miller‏ @DonJen84 11 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cheapshot89

        Dude gets things done....

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      1. #notfunny‏ @Cherylmccarran1 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JordanUhl

        I'm pleased to announce that Silent Jarod has been selected to head the ---.Bizarre,play,Kissinger special affects.I ---- the sheriff but I-

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      1. el i lar y‏ @elixlary 10 May 2017
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        @existentialdead GOTEM BOI

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      1. Mary Allen‏ @mlallen1959 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really! A 3 yr + search. It will take most of his administration to fill this position. It his he? Something to think about

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      1. Tony O Connor‏ @tonydoco 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LawrenceBlock

        I don't know, it's a very demanding and complex job. Could it really be filled that quickly? 🤣

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Media announces 88-month-long quest to undermine President Donald Trump, even if they agreed with his actions the day before.

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