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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 May 2017

    Sean Spicer Walking Around White House In Sunglasses And Baseball Cap To Avoid Press http://trib.al/xX7661I pic.twitter.com/9pGA0MHNso

    9:34 AM - 10 May 2017
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    43 replies 698 retweets 2,044 likes
      1. NotoriousRBF‏ @NotoriousRBF 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Be on the lookout 👀, he may also look like thispic.twitter.com/TUvxgNWeIc

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      1. Commentts‏ @Commentts_App 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Today's game at the White House ! #Spicer #Comeypic.twitter.com/534aQuZ9m3

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      1. Michael Barger‏ @SpammersNotMe 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because this is so close to being real, it's losing it's funny factor. Damn this administration!

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      1. sheldon yivrakes‏ @shellytheoracle 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spicer is hiding his identity so that Trump's bodyguard, Keith Schiller, can't find him to give him a termination letter.

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      1. @out2sea5‏ @Out2sea5 10 May 2017
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        LOL, we are an embarrassment to the world!

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      1. Alex (halloween mode)‏ @thevietz02 10 May 2017
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        That's not even as bad as what actually happened

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      1. Puri 🌊Monsta 🇺🇸Resista 🌊 🇺🇸 🌊 🇺🇸 🌊‏ @purrmonsta 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG, @SNLUpdate U GUYS GOT 2 GET @melissamccarthy on this Saturday w/ this "incognito" outfit-Spicey getting antsy #SpicerHidingInPlainSight

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      1. Don’t BOOO - Vote!  👻 🍸 👻 🍸 👻 🍸 👻 🍸‏ @holleyr 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad thing is I kind of believed it for a second.

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      1. leonardo‏ @llk0 14 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Camdill_

        Looks like the "guy" in SNL

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 11 May 2017
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        Get him some camo shorts & a Jack Daniels T.

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      1. LegalTreeHouse‏ @LegalTreeHouse 10 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PressSec I heard he is getting fired for doing a FANTASTIC job. He's too good so he's got to go. No one can be that good

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      1. Leo Jones‏ @mdsearcher 10 May 2017
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        It worked! Oh, that's right, it didn't.

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      1. David Bryant‏ @Dave_J_Bryant 10 May 2017
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        Is he trying to impersonate @benshapiro?

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      1. Jacob Scott‏ @Mstrscott 10 May 2017
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        Sean, Halloween is not for nearly 6 months. Get with the program.

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      1. S. Runke SBOAC‏ @SheilaRunke 10 May 2017
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        Do NOT peel that onion - he cooks good whole!

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      1. Golden Parachute‏ @GoldnParachute 10 May 2017
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        @ReformedBroker Voila!

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      1. Emmyjo‏ @Road_trippn 10 May 2017
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        It's not a MAGA hat!

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