"Sorry, son. We all discussed it...but we can't hire you. It's the hat. Really? What were you thinking?"
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Also works for those who graduated from Dad's Alma mater and do nothing. Read "Chelsea Clinton."
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The VGA port on that monitor isn't even plugged in.
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Trump's DOJ recognizes
#Affluenza as exonerating disease,#TrustFundBrats as persecuted minority, and#AlmightyDollar as protected religion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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More tax cuts for the top 1% - oops for "job creators"
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