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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 May 2017

    No Way Old Man In Park Not Thinking About Dead Wife http://trib.al/FcIhzZu pic.twitter.com/yKf2LFHCHd

    6:47 PM - 6 May 2017
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    • Pizza Time Jim Romantic Catholic The US Presidents Pierre-Simon Laplace C-nor shinigami_ Marko A. Rodriguez MASON LANE
    20 replies 283 retweets 1,512 likes
      1. scaredrian cryptford  ☠️  ⚰️‏Verified account @Crawf33 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        guys it's the weekend, come on

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      1. DK‏ @geochow 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        line crossed

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      1. Megan Denell Huether‏ @mdenellhuether 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just spent a long time during oil change with a man who lost his wife last Tuesday. His pain was real. You can do better.

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      2. Amy Biancolli‏Verified account @AmyBiancolli 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is funny why? Oh. It isn't. It's ageist, heartless, immature, lazy and cruel.

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Preston McInelly‏ @PrestonMcinelly 6 May 2017
        Replying to @AmyBiancolli @TheOnion

        It's supposed to be... it's the onion

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      4. Amy Biancolli‏Verified account @AmyBiancolli 7 May 2017
        Replying to @PrestonMcinelly @TheOnion

        No, it's supposed to be funny. And it's supposed to be satire. This is neither.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jason Mayo‏ @OutNumberedisMe 7 May 2017
        Replying to @AmyBiancolli @PrestonMcinelly @TheOnion

        Made me laugh. He probably is thinking about his dead wife. I just find it funny that they think of that stuff. So random.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Amy Biancolli‏Verified account @AmyBiancolli 7 May 2017
        Replying to @OutNumberedisMe @PrestonMcinelly @TheOnion

        Okay. Understood. But can you tell me what's inherently funny about an old man grieving his wife? That's what I don't get.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Preston McInelly‏ @PrestonMcinelly 7 May 2017
        Replying to @AmyBiancolli @OutNumberedisMe @TheOnion

        It's not anything to do with the old man it's the randomness that the onion posts. Did you even think you would see an article like this?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. sean‏ @SeanBenton14 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Donald Trump is the president but you guys don't have other content to post besides this smh

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      1.  👀 ⛵ 🛩THE Queen of the South Is Mimi ✊🏾‏ @GracieForEvsB 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's right next to him. No limits to such love with only what's known and measurable and thus, provable. Feeling is real, laughter heals.🍁

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      2. jake‏ @jaeksykes 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @WillSeemann this is gonna be me with you someday :/

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      3. Will Seemann‏ @WillSeemann 6 May 2017
        Replying to @jaeksykes @TheOnion

        stop that!

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      1. tortilla, calliope‏ @monmarie79 8 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cry the cry of a hundred sad kittens. Les meow.

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      1. GarronJosephJohnson‏ @garron_joseph 7 May 2017
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        Everyone in the comments is getting angry over an imaginary old man, thinking of an imaginary dead wife. Neither exist.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 7 May 2017
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        Because he killed her and put her body in that pond?

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      1. Craig Burgess‏ @Ky1967 7 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        - so simple, but so funny.

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      1. andreahurren‏ @andrea_hurren 7 May 2017
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        Line sooo crossed... I'm unfollowing this crap

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      1. Matty‏ @expiredeggnog 6 May 2017
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        First I laughed... then I realized it's not funny... then I laughed again.

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