The stress of holding that in must've damn near killed them. I may have to tell my baby before we leave the hospital
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Too soon.
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Satirical
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My Hindenburg jokes are always the life of any dinner party. And don't get me started on my buddy's hilarious Mt. Vesuvius jokes.
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Mt Vesuvius? And the devastation it caused? The people of Pompeii would still be alive today. Morbid! Too soon! James!
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In Syria, Iraq, Somalia, Libya, Afghanistan and Palestine, children this age, if alive, know firsthand a 9/11 happens to them every day.
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I hope they called the events of 9/11/01, 9-1-1 just to confuse the kid.
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And this is why I have unfollowed you
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He may be a genius. I know a few of those. They start reading at the age of two. They are very curious. I wouldn't tell him.
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For what? Did he ask?
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Saw a good 9/11 joke, thought of
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