It might seem like an Onion article, but this kind of shit actually happens.
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Do women not understand that when a guy asks them out there's a good chance we're planning to do sex all over them? It makes no sense...
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"do sex all over them" hahaha yeah ur right why are women so confused about this idk y'all are doing us a favor by doing sex all over us
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Well, I don't understand why ANYONE wouldn't want sex done all over them. Sex is great... at least it is when I do it all over a chick. +1
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Yeah, i was that young once. Enjoy ur penis while it's working
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I certainly will
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Woman Confusingly Isn't Happy to Receive Unsolicited Dick Pics.
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I didn't know
@KenrickBlock worked for the onion - 1 more reply
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Man Murders Woman, Claims She is to Blame
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Classic love trope.
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this is a tough break for the love child of
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Woman screws his brother
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