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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 May 2017

    Republican Congressman Terrifies Constituents Even More By Assuring Them He Read Every Part Of Healthcare Bill http://trib.al/DdOIjlo pic.twitter.com/egwciZRYcT

    12:36 PM - 5 May 2017
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    Justin Amash
    26 replies 1,123 retweets 2,150 likes
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      2. EmmaG 🥀‏ @selina4prez 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinamash

        He's doesn't really give a crap about his constituents.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. RefLib‏ @refinedliberty 5 May 2017
        Replying to @selina4prez @TheOnion @justinamash

        Considering him and about 2 others are the only congressmen who are consistent and stick to princaples of freedom. I tend to believe him.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. ExpendabLegos‏ @ExpendabLegos 5 May 2017
        Replying to @refinedliberty @TheOnion @justinamash

        If you could spell 'principles' maybe...but even with spell check you can't. This bill is fubar. And yes, I have read both.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. donald moore‏ @ncchief1 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinamash

        Unlike democrats who need to pass the bill before they find out what's in it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. David “Spooky Jello” Conrad‏ @daiconrad 5 May 2017
        Replying to @ncchief1 @TheOnion @justinamash

        This is a lie.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. donald moore‏ @ncchief1 6 May 2017
        Replying to @daiconrad @TheOnion @justinamash

        Must be doesn't fit your memory.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      5. David “Spooky Jello” Conrad‏ @daiconrad 6 May 2017
        Replying to @ncchief1 @TheOnion @justinamash

        Negative, doesn't fit the facts.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Will N Vote Nov 6th‏ @surfbro26 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JeremyDeeSelden @justinamash

        Even if that were the case,the bill would have pictures instead of words.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. JD‏ @JeremyDeeSelden 5 May 2017
        Replying to @surfbro26 @TheOnion @justinamash

        Pop-up pictures would be necessary for some

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Geoff Skinner‏ @thegeoffskinner 5 May 2017

        ? She didn't vote for it.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Jessica‏ @Jessica718784 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinamash

        He told constituents in town hall he would NOT vote for something that wasn't transparent, then did. He lies.

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      1. m‏ @MarcoTotti14 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinamash

        And still signed it.

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      2. Sharon‏ @sharbell74 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinamash

        The Onion used to be funny

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Alexander Biebricher‏ @alexbiebricher 6 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinamash

        Yes, that's the scary thing about today's world. People know better, but simply don't care enough to take action. #satire #truth

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      1.  🔥 🇺🇸KATH 🇺🇸 🔥‏ @kathleenhamline 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LOLGOP @justinamash This doesn't even need to be an Onion headline.

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      1. George Knight‏ @realGKnight 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MichaelEMann @justinamash

        Gotta love the creator of the #fakenews hockey stick retweeting The Onion.

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      1. Juan Gonzalez‏ @va1iant_th0r 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @justinamash

        @jfrancisayres This guy looks like Perch.

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