May be the funniest Onion story I've ever read. Well done.
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Blessed be the name of Marcus.
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Genius. I was just giving a similar example yesterday to someone. But to express it like this is extraordinary. Pure art.
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Nice Interocitor
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Let me write for you guys
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Damn that was a good one.
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*Son of God lovingly dies to take away the sins of mankind* *mankind capriciously rejects Him.*
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gotta shake em up every one in a while. keep em honest.
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Ah yes the lights are flickering on and off on my 57 route tram and I'm terrified
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