Sadly this is no longer satire.
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It's like all the jokes in
#TheSimpsons and#Futurama have been horrifyingly brought to life!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Branching out into real news, Onion?
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Ivankastan?
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Onion, you're supposed to be dealing in
#AlternativeFacts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I live in Britain and I say well done chaps you have taken the spotlight off us . . . . PHEW.
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LOT of people not noticing that was written nearly 4yrs ago and/or not caring to read it.
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@ScottWoolf top 5, maybe beyond this year. Sign sealed delivered.@TheOnion I love you?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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We know but we have to change that.
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But consider, for a moment, how much poutine sounds like Putin. Not really very much.
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I thought you were satirical. This is far too accurate to be satire. I'm so confused.
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Sadly yes. Our leaders have made mockery of democracy. We are no longer the leader of the free world.
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REPORT: Overwhelming Number of Onion Writers Filling Out Other Job Applications While At Work.
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Too True!! Isn't it sad that you the Onion have somewhat lost your edge because of our present reality?
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just read this same article on slate/salon dot com
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Yes, I do.
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