Phew! That's a relief. I thought they were taking away my pre-existing conditions when they took away my healthcare! Thanks Onion!
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It's this bad. Onion headlines are the same as Washington Post headlines.
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Yes! On FB, I get dogged all the time for not specifying it's The Onion. Lol People don't know what to believe any more abt
#GOP
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Headline of the Year material here.
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It's not enough that we are able to keep current conditions. I want the promise that I will have future conditions as well!
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That's a promise they can keep! GOP: Party of the Lowest Bar. I've I weren't crying, it'd be laugh-able.
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They say the definition of insanity is wondering whether or not an onion headline is real
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from your insurance because you have a pre-existing condition. Unless of course your are a congressman, then no need to worry.
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We can keep our medical conditions, of course we can, if you are dying of cancer you can keep dying of cancer but u will get no help....
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The best
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See. They know what they're doing.
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Wrong
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Very much so. If I responded to that, it was in error, means culpa.
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The Onion is always more accurate and trustworthy than anything coming from the GOP.
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In honor of Trump's American Wealth Care Act, here's
@BernieSanders & "The Rich Are getting taxcuts 4 Christmas."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ekPKmEx2Qs …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Best of all, you, too, can experience "slight nausea."
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@kate626@SpeakerRyan huge BSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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too real man, too real.
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