I'm sick of society setting unrealistic expectations of what an attractive palm is.
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This concept moved a lot of product already. "Call the police! These hands are a crime!" ~Madge, the You're Soaking In It Ladypic.twitter.com/MO3HUuVI2v
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~Next is surgery 2 make Ur life & heart lines look more attractive.
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You kid, but there's a fad in Japan to get surgery to improve your palm readings.
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~That's ridiculous. It's like trying 2 change when & where U were born so that Ur Astrological Natal chart reads more 2 Ur liking.
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"Palm perfection. Achieved that years ago" *reads rest of ad* "Ohhh i thought..never mind"
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hahahahaha
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ok but this is literally what happened with eyebrows
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Nothing on Dove's campaign for beautiful armpits.
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It would be absurd, but tis plausible. Which is why the Onion's joke is reductum ad absurdum & the joke by Mick Wigal is tone deaf
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I have the palms of a 15th century village woman. Will this work for me?
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On behalf of all women, thanks
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Gets rid of pesky fingerprints too! Now you can B&E without a trace!
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