Sorry sir but our lab analysis shows that the submitted sweat sample is actually "waking up after a nightmare sweat", so you do not qualify.
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You joke but the lazy fucks should be as well as drug tested
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Spend $2 million to save $50,000? I don't think so.
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When someone takes the punchline of the joke seriously
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Congress is also considering a law that would require those receiving food stamps to send in recordings of their family’s stomachs growling.
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Lmao thanks
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It's sad that, in these perilous times, this could be a real headline.
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@patricklooker
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Paul
#HanoverFist Ryan Probably Came Up With This. Punk MuthaFuKKKer!!!
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About damn time.
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Don't you think the cost of the sweat analysis is way over the cost of any welfare? This is a nasty Twitter joke
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The Onion is a satirical magazine.
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:( arrow misses mark, hits cat. There are people here that understand the joke, but wish it was real. God help us
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That's cool!!! Lol
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